By Avis Boehmer
Now there are some truly amusing pick up lines around, and if you ever want to see the light of day again then you certainly should not say these funny pick up lines for girls out loud! You may have someone "accidentally" hurt you really badly when they listen to this humor coming from your mouth.
But I'm going to talk about this madness with you now and I'll leave it up to you to utilize it at your personal discretion if you have the courage.
So here's a certainly undesirable pick up line that could easily be deemed funny if you have the appropriate kind a sense of humor. I unfortunately possess the right kind of sense of humor ! And here is the line... "If I were to give you five dollars now, what would it get me?" I believe that is really damn very funny but I couldn't imagine a girl being excited to know that you think she seems like a stripper! So you absolutely want to say that at your own personal risk and don't get mad at me if you've got 10 chicks smashing their pocketbooks over the side of your head. You deserve it you moron!
The following one is an old classic that is still kind of funny but it definitely gets the way knowing what I mean. So the pick up line is... "You have some nice jewelry. It would look wonderful on my nightstand." So that's a small bit funny. It's definitely got a little bit of a filthy side to it, and it's definitely gonna help you express your motives. So it's good if it really works, and I can't declare that it's going to work one way or another.
You know I really find this next pick up line very humorous. The line is... "The term of the day is 'legs.' Let's get back to my area and spread the word." That's some very nice stuff there that may either get you a very big laugh or it might get you a kick in the crotch. Give it a shot and figure out what will happen.
But I'm going to talk about this madness with you now and I'll leave it up to you to utilize it at your personal discretion if you have the courage.
So here's a certainly undesirable pick up line that could easily be deemed funny if you have the appropriate kind a sense of humor. I unfortunately possess the right kind of sense of humor ! And here is the line... "If I were to give you five dollars now, what would it get me?" I believe that is really damn very funny but I couldn't imagine a girl being excited to know that you think she seems like a stripper! So you absolutely want to say that at your own personal risk and don't get mad at me if you've got 10 chicks smashing their pocketbooks over the side of your head. You deserve it you moron!
The following one is an old classic that is still kind of funny but it definitely gets the way knowing what I mean. So the pick up line is... "You have some nice jewelry. It would look wonderful on my nightstand." So that's a small bit funny. It's definitely got a little bit of a filthy side to it, and it's definitely gonna help you express your motives. So it's good if it really works, and I can't declare that it's going to work one way or another.
You know I really find this next pick up line very humorous. The line is... "The term of the day is 'legs.' Let's get back to my area and spread the word." That's some very nice stuff there that may either get you a very big laugh or it might get you a kick in the crotch. Give it a shot and figure out what will happen.
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All these are my funny pick up lines for girls. I'm very happy to show all of them with you, and I hope you liked them as much as I do.