By Jason Mills
Whenever a function is held that attracts scores and scores of people, you will inevitably see funny t-shirts there. These functions can be as small as a trip to the bar or as large as a massive outdoor festival.
Since there are literally dozens of different kinds of funny t-shirts, we also see dozens of different kinds of people who wear them. And since the word "funny" is completely subjective, we also see it applied in many different ways. What follows is a short list of your most common types of funny t-shirts and the people who wear them.
1. The Fighter is a very aggressive kind of buyer of funny t-shirts. His shit may be funny, but it is usually quite demeaning or insulting to anyone reading it. There is an actual reason for this, because the Fighter is all about confrontation. He wants to anger someone to the point of an argument or, even better, a fist fight.
Since there are literally dozens of different kinds of funny t-shirts, we also see dozens of different kinds of people who wear them. And since the word "funny" is completely subjective, we also see it applied in many different ways. What follows is a short list of your most common types of funny t-shirts and the people who wear them.
1. The Fighter is a very aggressive kind of buyer of funny t-shirts. His shit may be funny, but it is usually quite demeaning or insulting to anyone reading it. There is an actual reason for this, because the Fighter is all about confrontation. He wants to anger someone to the point of an argument or, even better, a fist fight.
2. Mr. Hipster will always be too cool to wear funny t-shirts based on jokes that anyone may understand, so they take the opposite route. Mr. Hipster wears shirts that have kittens, horses, puppies, or even unicorns on them. They believe that the gender-bending properties of wearing cute t-shirts is funnier than any intentional joke that someone could tell,
3. There is a creepy individual out there that can only be known as the Sex Freak. Do not worry, ladies. His funny t-shirts may be covered with blatant sexual references, but that is only because they are actually very shy and withdrawn. The funny t-shirts they wear are the only way they feel they can really open up and confront women on any level.
4. At first glance, the Sex Kitten may seem like a perfect match for the Sex Freak. She wears funny t-shirts that are provocative, but she will never synch up with someone like the Sex Freak. She uses the allure of being provocative to manipulate and get free drinks and bars and other functions. While the Sex Freak may be hopeful and spend money on her, she will be leaving with whatever Alpha Male happens to club her over the head and drag her away first.
5. The Goof is the last on our list, but not the least. This is your individual who wears funny t-shirts for every occasion they possibly can. They are a true connoisseur of the world of funny t-shirts and will own dozens that crowd his closet to the brim. He can wear a different t-shirt every day and still not repeat the same joke in a month.
The list invariably goes on and on without end, because people have personalities like the beach has grains of sand. Everyone is different, and the Internet has helped provide all of those different person
3. There is a creepy individual out there that can only be known as the Sex Freak. Do not worry, ladies. His funny t-shirts may be covered with blatant sexual references, but that is only because they are actually very shy and withdrawn. The funny t-shirts they wear are the only way they feel they can really open up and confront women on any level.
4. At first glance, the Sex Kitten may seem like a perfect match for the Sex Freak. She wears funny t-shirts that are provocative, but she will never synch up with someone like the Sex Freak. She uses the allure of being provocative to manipulate and get free drinks and bars and other functions. While the Sex Freak may be hopeful and spend money on her, she will be leaving with whatever Alpha Male happens to club her over the head and drag her away first.
5. The Goof is the last on our list, but not the least. This is your individual who wears funny t-shirts for every occasion they possibly can. They are a true connoisseur of the world of funny t-shirts and will own dozens that crowd his closet to the brim. He can wear a different t-shirt every day and still not repeat the same joke in a month.
The list invariably goes on and on without end, because people have personalities like the beach has grains of sand. Everyone is different, and the Internet has helped provide all of those different person
4. At first glance, the Sex Kitten may seem like a perfect match for the Sex Freak. She wears funny t-shirts that are provocative, but she will never synch up with someone like the Sex Freak. She uses the allure of being provocative to manipulate and get free drinks and bars and other functions. While the Sex Freak may be hopeful and spend money on her, she will be leaving with whatever Alpha Male happens to club her over the head and drag her away first.
5. The Goof is the last on our list, but not the least. This is your individual who wears funny t-shirts for every occasion they possibly can. They are a true connoisseur of the world of funny t-shirts and will own dozens that crowd his closet to the brim. He can wear a different t-shirt every day and still not repeat the same joke in a month.
The list invariably goes on and on without end, because people have personalities like the beach has grains of sand. Everyone is different, and the Internet has helped provide all of those different personalities with funny t-shirts. So when you see someone wearing a shirt that is supposed to make you laugh, but doesn't...remember that that t-shirt is funny, just not for you.
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5. The Goof is the last on our list, but not the least. This is your individual who wears funny t-shirts for every occasion they possibly can. They are a true connoisseur of the world of funny t-shirts and will own dozens that crowd his closet to the brim. He can wear a different t-shirt every day and still not repeat the same joke in a month.
The list invariably goes on and on without end, because people have personalities like the beach has grains of sand. Everyone is different, and the Internet has helped provide all of those different personalities with funny t-shirts. So when you see someone wearing a shirt that is supposed to make you laugh, but doesn't...remember that that t-shirt is funny, just not for you.
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