By Jamie Bleich
There are plenty of individuals out there that think that it's really difficult to come up with a few really good one-liners. That couldn't be more incorrect, and I also personally think that there are many really funny pick up lines for women that may genuinely make you laugh your mind off. The reason why they work is because you'd never expect a man to say them so it is some great stuff.
Let's take a glance at some of them today.
Let's take a glance at some of them today.
My absolute favorite pick up line of all time is this: "Excuse me, I noticed you didn't notice me." I don't know why, but there's something about this line that just totally works for me. You will need to have a lot of guts to move up to someone and say that line with a straight face. So if I hear a dude employ that line and pull it off correctly I can't help but get a good laugh from it as it's one of those things that come completely out of nowhere that you would never think you would ever see happen.
This one is basically funny as well, and this one is more like a charity pick up than anything else. Here it is now: "You shouldn't be so picky. I'm not." I really like this line as it shows you that the dude is actually down to earth. Almost any self-respecting girl would get a big kick out of that. If she doesn't then she's got some severe self-esteem issues and she should go back home and consider how much of a loser she is.
The very last one is kind of amusing and it's also kind of frank too. And that means you never know what can happen if several guy actual
This one is basically funny as well, and this one is more like a charity pick up than anything else. Here it is now: "You shouldn't be so picky. I'm not." I really like this line as it shows you that the dude is actually down to earth. Almost any self-respecting girl would get a big kick out of that. If she doesn't then she's got some severe self-esteem issues and she should go back home and consider how much of a loser she is.
The very last one is kind of amusing and it's also kind of frank too. And that means you never know what can happen if several guy actual
This one is basically funny as well, and this one is more like a charity pick up than anything else. Here it is now: "You shouldn't be so picky. I'm not." I really like this line as it shows you that the dude is actually down to earth. Almost any self-respecting girl would get a big kick out of that. If she doesn't then she's got some severe self-esteem issues and she should go back home and consider how much of a loser she is.
The very last one is kind of amusing and it's also kind of frank too. And that means you never know what can happen if several guy actually has the guts to say this one. "Excuse me, I like you and I got tired of expecting you to make the first move." Preferably once you hear that line it is going to really be time for some action! A guy can dream, can not he?
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The very last one is kind of amusing and it's also kind of frank too. And that means you never know what can happen if several guy actually has the guts to say this one. "Excuse me, I like you and I got tired of expecting you to make the first move." Preferably once you hear that line it is going to really be time for some action! A guy can dream, can not he?
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That's about it for a lot of really funny pick up lines for girls. At least as far as my top picks are concerned. I really hope you have enjoyed them just as much as I did so.