By Roger James
There is an pandemic that strikes American youth once a year. Once every year, on a certain holiday that's supposed to be set aside for celebrating Irish culture, thousands upon thousands of young adults make huge mistakes that take months of their lives to repair. They are always fueled by too much green beer and whiskey, and they are always committed while wearing cool Irish t-shirts.
Despite the rising numbers of poor, ignorant guys and gals who end up in a mugshot on Saint Patrick's Day, no one seems to heed the warnings that others have set forth with their own misdeeds the previous year. Instead of making a mental note to not be quite so wild, they find their cool Irish t-shirts and they venture forth.
Despite the rising numbers of poor, ignorant guys and gals who end up in a mugshot on Saint Patrick's Day, no one seems to heed the warnings that others have set forth with their own misdeeds the previous year. Instead of making a mental note to not be quite so wild, they find their cool Irish t-shirts and they venture forth.
Perhaps there is something more to this whole problem than meets the eye. Could it be something other than the wild party atmosphere that Saint Patrick's Day inspires? Could it be that the Irish themselves are behind this whole yearly disaster? This is only pure speculation, but what if the cool Irish t-shirts being sold are somehow making these normally responsible people commit these heinous, drunken acts?
I refuse to believe that all of these kids who normally drink responsibly are just losing their minds and actively seeking to get alcohol poisoning. I am starting to believe that there is some hidden chemical in the cool Irish t-shirts that brain washes young people into drinking too much and making terrible mistakes that will ruin your whole next year.
I'm sure there are going to be many who read this letter of warning and completely disregard what I'm saying and get your cool Irish t-shirts on this year and be forced by subversive means into sleeping with the wrong people, peeing in public, or fighting a police officer. Just because we're drinking on Saint Patrick's Day doesn't mean we have to act like the Irish, my friends. Drink responsibly, no matter what your shirt says!
I refuse to believe that all of these kids who normally drink responsibly are just losing their minds and actively seeking to get alcohol poisoning. I am starting to believe that there is some hidden chemical in the cool Irish t-shirts that brain washes young people into drinking too much and making terrible mistakes that will ruin your whole next year.
I'm sure there are going to be many who read this letter of warning and completely disregard what I'm saying and get your cool Irish t-shirts on this year and be forced by subversive means into sleeping with the wrong people, peeing in public, or fighting a police officer. Just because we're drinking on Saint Patrick's Day doesn't mean we have to act like the Irish, my friends. Drink responsibly, no matter what your shirt says!
I refuse to believe that all of these kids who normally drink responsibly are just losing their minds and actively seeking to get alcohol poisoning. I am starting to believe that there is some hidden chemical in the cool Irish t-shirts that brain washes young people into drinking too much and making terrible mistakes that will ruin your whole next year.
I'm sure there are going to be many who read this letter of warning and completely disregard what I'm saying and get your cool Irish t-shirts on this year and be forced by subversive means into sleeping with the wrong people, peeing in public, or fighting a police officer. Just because we're drinking on Saint Patrick's Day doesn't mean we have to act like the Irish, my friends. Drink responsibly, no matter what your shirt says!
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I'm sure there are going to be many who read this letter of warning and completely disregard what I'm saying and get your cool Irish t-shirts on this year and be forced by subversive means into sleeping with the wrong people, peeing in public, or fighting a police officer. Just because we're drinking on Saint Patrick's Day doesn't mean we have to act like the Irish, my friends. Drink responsibly, no matter what your shirt says!
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