By Quincy Cann
I am a partying monster, my friends. I love my drinks and I love my ladies. I go out every Friday night, and sometimes on Saturday too. I have developed some drunken social skills that have made me almost an authority on what the best bars are, when to go home, what to drink, and what girls are likely to go home with you. I also am an expert on all of the best party holidays, what you should wear, and other such important information. For instance, there is no reason at all why you should go out on the best drinking holiday of the year without funny Irish t-shirts.
I have had some of my favorite nights out during the major party holidays, and the best of these has always been on Saint Patrick's Day while wearing my funny Irish t-shirts. I'll elaborate more in a bit about these t-shirts and their important role, but right now I just want to urge you all to experience Saint Patrick's Day on the level it was meant to be enjoyed. Much like New Year's Eve, St. Paddy's is a night that requires a dedication to an entire evening of drinking. Some of my best, if fuzzy, memories of St. Pat's takes place in the wee hours of the morning.
What I really, really enjoy about wearing funny Irish t-shirts on Saint Patrick's Day is the loose freedom you are allowed. You can wear some of the rawest, most perverse t-shirts on Saint Patrick's Day and raise no eyebrows as long as they are green and about being Irish. T-shirts that would normally make girls not want to speak to, draw them in like flies to honey on Saint Patrick's Day. When you get right down to it, it's the attention of those girls that we're really all after.
The attention is what I crave, especially on special occasions. If I can make some people laugh or get a girl to giggle because of a funny Irish t-shirt that I'm wearing, then my battle is already half won. All I have to do is buy some drinks, engage in some conversation, pretend like I care about what she's talking about, and then take her on home with me. Once I have that initial attention-grabbing moment with my funny Irish t-shirts, I know I can usually close the deal.
It is way too easy to become just another face in the crowd on Saint Patrick's Day. If you're at the right bar, the place can be nothing but elbows and spilled drinks. The cacophony of people talking over each other
What I really, really enjoy about wearing funny Irish t-shirts on Saint Patrick's Day is the loose freedom you are allowed. You can wear some of the rawest, most perverse t-shirts on Saint Patrick's Day and raise no eyebrows as long as they are green and about being Irish. T-shirts that would normally make girls not want to speak to, draw them in like flies to honey on Saint Patrick's Day. When you get right down to it, it's the attention of those girls that we're really all after.
The attention is what I crave, especially on special occasions. If I can make some people laugh or get a girl to giggle because of a funny Irish t-shirt that I'm wearing, then my battle is already half won. All I have to do is buy some drinks, engage in some conversation, pretend like I care about what she's talking about, and then take her on home with me. Once I have that initial attention-grabbing moment with my funny Irish t-shirts, I know I can usually close the deal.
It is way too easy to become just another face in the crowd on Saint Patrick's Day. If you're at the right bar, the place can be nothing but elbows and spilled drinks. The cacophony of people talking over each other
The attention is what I crave, especially on special occasions. If I can make some people laugh or get a girl to giggle because of a funny Irish t-shirt that I'm wearing, then my battle is already half won. All I have to do is buy some drinks, engage in some conversation, pretend like I care about what she's talking about, and then take her on home with me. Once I have that initial attention-grabbing moment with my funny Irish t-shirts, I know I can usually close the deal.
It is way too easy to become just another face in the crowd on Saint Patrick's Day. If you're at the right bar, the place can be nothing but elbows and spilled drinks. The cacophony of people talking over each other can get absurdly loud. If you plan on attracting a fine young Irish lass for a night of leprechaun hunting, then you need a way to stand out. Sometimes a funny Irish t-shirt can be the only thing keeping you from hunting that leprechaun all on your own.
About the Author:
It is way too easy to become just another face in the crowd on Saint Patrick's Day. If you're at the right bar, the place can be nothing but elbows and spilled drinks. The cacophony of people talking over each other can get absurdly loud. If you plan on attracting a fine young Irish lass for a night of leprechaun hunting, then you need a way to stand out. Sometimes a funny Irish t-shirt can be the only thing keeping you from hunting that leprechaun all on your own.
About the Author:
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