By Matthew James
There seems to be a contagious disease running through the bloodstream of the younger generation of partiers in this country. Most will go all year, drinking responsibly, and spending one night out of the week drinking and having fun. No harm is done to anyone. However, one time a year a disproportionate number of these young revelers will make a mistake that drastically messes up their world...and they always seem to be wearing cool Irish t-shirts when they do it.
Saint Patrick's Day is dangerous because it seems so fun and innocuous. No body sees red flags shoot up in their brains unless they are the sad perpetrators of huge mistakes in previous years of partying. Instead of taking the necessary precautions to keep from ruining their lives, they instead throw on their cool Irish t-shirts and head out to the bars or parties.
Perhaps there is something more to this whole problem than meets the eye. Could it be something other than the wild party atmosphere that Saint Patrick's Day inspires? Could it be that the Irish themselves are behind this whole yearly disaster? This is only pure speculation, but what if the cool Irish t-shirts being sold are somehow making these normally responsible people commit these heinous, drunken acts?
Cool Irish t-shirts has to be the answer, right? It can't be that just the idea of drinking and having fun on Saint Patrick's Day makes people go way too far with their drinking. When someone wearing one of these shirts feels like they are getting perhaps a bit too wasted, the shirt they are wearing secretly releases a chemical that makes them take one, two, or even three more shots of whiskey.
If you want to disregard everything I'm saying, drink green booze, wear cool Irish t-shirts, and possibly get arrested for public intoxication...feel free to do as you please. When you wake up th
Perhaps there is something more to this whole problem than meets the eye. Could it be something other than the wild party atmosphere that Saint Patrick's Day inspires? Could it be that the Irish themselves are behind this whole yearly disaster? This is only pure speculation, but what if the cool Irish t-shirts being sold are somehow making these normally responsible people commit these heinous, drunken acts?
Cool Irish t-shirts has to be the answer, right? It can't be that just the idea of drinking and having fun on Saint Patrick's Day makes people go way too far with their drinking. When someone wearing one of these shirts feels like they are getting perhaps a bit too wasted, the shirt they are wearing secretly releases a chemical that makes them take one, two, or even three more shots of whiskey.
If you want to disregard everything I'm saying, drink green booze, wear cool Irish t-shirts, and possibly get arrested for public intoxication...feel free to do as you please. When you wake up th
Cool Irish t-shirts has to be the answer, right? It can't be that just the idea of drinking and having fun on Saint Patrick's Day makes people go way too far with their drinking. When someone wearing one of these shirts feels like they are getting perhaps a bit too wasted, the shirt they are wearing secretly releases a chemical that makes them take one, two, or even three more shots of whiskey.
If you want to disregard everything I'm saying, drink green booze, wear cool Irish t-shirts, and possibly get arrested for public intoxication...feel free to do as you please. When you wake up the next day in a pool of your own filth and start wondering what happened to you, don't say that I didn't warn you. Your peace of mind and sanity for the next several months is at risk!
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If you want to disregard everything I'm saying, drink green booze, wear cool Irish t-shirts, and possibly get arrested for public intoxication...feel free to do as you please. When you wake up the next day in a pool of your own filth and start wondering what happened to you, don't say that I didn't warn you. Your peace of mind and sanity for the next several months is at risk!
About the Author:
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