By Jason Mills
Saint Patrick's Day is a party disguised as a holiday. Everyone who celebrates it has a few drinks and throws down with their friends all night long. In fact, it's right there with the 4th of July, New Year's Eve, and Halloween as the drunkest days of the year. That's why my Irish heritage is only part of the reason I enjoy the holiday so much. A few years ago, I started collecting funny Irish tee shirts to wear when we go out, and now I have a nice collection of them. So many, in fact, that I can wear a different one to each bar and pub we attend!
When the night starts, I am going to have to go somewhere to fill my belly. One of those family restaurants is probably the best place to go, since they have the prerequisite booze that I will need to drink to start my night off right. I will drink and socialize there for a while, letting people laugh at my funny Irish t shirt that says, "Irish, It's In My Blood (alcohol level.)" I figure that's a good enough warning for most folks.
When the night starts, I am going to have to go somewhere to fill my belly. One of those family restaurants is probably the best place to go, since they have the prerequisite booze that I will need to drink to start my night off right. I will drink and socialize there for a while, letting people laugh at my funny Irish t shirt that says, "Irish, It's In My Blood (alcohol level.)" I figure that's a good enough warning for most folks.
I'll change into another one of my funny Irish tee shirts that says, "Mean Green Drinking Machine" for the next destination. This is going to be where I meet up with my crew, so the shirt I wear will be worn with the intention of firing everyone up for a night of hard drinking. Once we do a few shots and drink a couple of pints of green beer, it's off for a taste of authenticity.
By the time we get to the first pub, I should already have a decent buzz on. I will be in an awesome mood and everyone will love me because, after all, I am the life of the Saint Patrick's Day parties especially with my funny Irish t-shirts on. The shirt I'll be wearing at the pub will be my "Patrick Was A Saint, I Aint" because that's exactly the kind of attitude I'll be exemplifying.
It isn't a good idea for me to be out in public at this point in time. I will have gone to many pubs and worn many funny Irish t shirts, but the last stop for the night is at a house party thrown by one of my buddies. There will be friends, drinking, and music. I'll be wearing my "Drunk O Meter" shirt and the dial will be all the way into the green, which is the "Irish" zone of drunk.
It's not as if I drink this heavily all year long. Saint Patrick's Day is a special day for me, and I celebrate my heritage loudly and proudly. Some people have told me in the past that partying like I do on St. Patrick's Day only feeds the misconceptions of ignorant people. Honestly, I don't care what people think. I am going to have
By the time we get to the first pub, I should already have a decent buzz on. I will be in an awesome mood and everyone will love me because, after all, I am the life of the Saint Patrick's Day parties especially with my funny Irish t-shirts on. The shirt I'll be wearing at the pub will be my "Patrick Was A Saint, I Aint" because that's exactly the kind of attitude I'll be exemplifying.
It isn't a good idea for me to be out in public at this point in time. I will have gone to many pubs and worn many funny Irish t shirts, but the last stop for the night is at a house party thrown by one of my buddies. There will be friends, drinking, and music. I'll be wearing my "Drunk O Meter" shirt and the dial will be all the way into the green, which is the "Irish" zone of drunk.
It's not as if I drink this heavily all year long. Saint Patrick's Day is a special day for me, and I celebrate my heritage loudly and proudly. Some people have told me in the past that partying like I do on St. Patrick's Day only feeds the misconceptions of ignorant people. Honestly, I don't care what people think. I am going to have
By the time we get to the first pub, I should already have a decent buzz on. I will be in an awesome mood and everyone will love me because, after all, I am the life of the Saint Patrick's Day parties especially with my funny Irish t-shirts on. The shirt I'll be wearing at the pub will be my "Patrick Was A Saint, I Aint" because that's exactly the kind of attitude I'll be exemplifying.
It isn't a good idea for me to be out in public at this point in time. I will have gone to many pubs and worn many funny Irish t shirts, but the last stop for the night is at a house party thrown by one of my buddies. There will be friends, drinking, and music. I'll be wearing my "Drunk O Meter" shirt and the dial will be all the way into the green, which is the "Irish" zone of drunk.
It's not as if I drink this heavily all year long. Saint Patrick's Day is a special day for me, and I celebrate my heritage loudly and proudly. Some people have told me in the past that partying like I do on St. Patrick's Day only feeds the misconceptions of ignorant people. Honestly, I don't care what people think. I am going to have a good time and raise a toast to my ancestors. Many of them living in turmoil and pain so that I could live the way I do today, so I owe it to them to have a good time...and so do you!
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It isn't a good idea for me to be out in public at this point in time. I will have gone to many pubs and worn many funny Irish t shirts, but the last stop for the night is at a house party thrown by one of my buddies. There will be friends, drinking, and music. I'll be wearing my "Drunk O Meter" shirt and the dial will be all the way into the green, which is the "Irish" zone of drunk.
It's not as if I drink this heavily all year long. Saint Patrick's Day is a special day for me, and I celebrate my heritage loudly and proudly. Some people have told me in the past that partying like I do on St. Patrick's Day only feeds the misconceptions of ignorant people. Honestly, I don't care what people think. I am going to have a good time and raise a toast to my ancestors. Many of them living in turmoil and pain so that I could live the way I do today, so I owe it to them to have a good time...and so do you!
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