By Alan Mills
If you are a buyer and collector of funny t-shirts, like so many of us are these days, you may find that your closet has become over crowded with shirts. Gone are the days of having a few respectable button-downs and polos, because you are now a post-graduate student and you have forgotten to actually buy any of these respectable clothes during your long years of not really giving a crap what you look like. Well, now that you're living in the real world you're going to have to learn where it is okay to wear your favorite funny t-shirts, and where it definitely is not okay.
So what's the first order of business now that you've completed your higher education? Well, a higher education job is the whole reason you went to school, right? Okay, you may have actually gone to school for the girls and the parties, but you can't very well put that on your resume. You need a job, and that means you need to go to job interviews. You need to learn how to be comfortable in something other than pajama bottoms and funny t-shirts. The only job you'll get if you wear funny t-shirts to job interviews is a job sleeping in an alley and begging for change.
You just spent several years in college doing what most college kids do, and that's drinking and general debauchery on a weekly basis. You have a lot of sin to confess to at this point, and God has been waiting patiently for you to be a grown up and to come back to church. The only problem is that God requires that you try to look like a respectable human being when you come to his house, and your old funny t-shirts don't really fit the bill. Plus, church is a great place to meet possible work contacts and even some nice, upstanding young women.
Women are never far from the mind of a young man in his twenties, and may even be more important to some people than a job or religion. Guess what, though? You're never going to get past an awkward "hello" if you aren't wearing something other than funny t-shirts to the bar. You are a post-grad now, and you have to really start acting like one if you want to get any attention in the very least bit from the female gender. Women mature something like 400x faster than men, so you have to at least pretend to be an adult with responsible tendencies if you want them to take you seriously.
That's it, friends. I've laid it out pretty well, I think. You can't have a job, religious experiences, or a gir
You just spent several years in college doing what most college kids do, and that's drinking and general debauchery on a weekly basis. You have a lot of sin to confess to at this point, and God has been waiting patiently for you to be a grown up and to come back to church. The only problem is that God requires that you try to look like a respectable human being when you come to his house, and your old funny t-shirts don't really fit the bill. Plus, church is a great place to meet possible work contacts and even some nice, upstanding young women.
Women are never far from the mind of a young man in his twenties, and may even be more important to some people than a job or religion. Guess what, though? You're never going to get past an awkward "hello" if you aren't wearing something other than funny t-shirts to the bar. You are a post-grad now, and you have to really start acting like one if you want to get any attention in the very least bit from the female gender. Women mature something like 400x faster than men, so you have to at least pretend to be an adult with responsible tendencies if you want them to take you seriously.
That's it, friends. I've laid it out pretty well, I think. You can't have a job, religious experiences, or a gir
Women are never far from the mind of a young man in his twenties, and may even be more important to some people than a job or religion. Guess what, though? You're never going to get past an awkward "hello" if you aren't wearing something other than funny t-shirts to the bar. You are a post-grad now, and you have to really start acting like one if you want to get any attention in the very least bit from the female gender. Women mature something like 400x faster than men, so you have to at least pretend to be an adult with responsible tendencies if you want them to take you seriously.
That's it, friends. I've laid it out pretty well, I think. You can't have a job, religious experiences, or a girlfriend if you don't stop wearing your funny t-shirts everywhere. Jogging pants are also unacceptable. I know that collared shirts and slacks aren't very comfortable, but they do look nice and they rarely have as many soy sauce stains on them. If you want to be treated as a grown-up in the world of post-graduation, then you need to act like it. Save the video games and booze for after 7pm.
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That's it, friends. I've laid it out pretty well, I think. You can't have a job, religious experiences, or a girlfriend if you don't stop wearing your funny t-shirts everywhere. Jogging pants are also unacceptable. I know that collared shirts and slacks aren't very comfortable, but they do look nice and they rarely have as many soy sauce stains on them. If you want to be treated as a grown-up in the world of post-graduation, then you need to act like it. Save the video games and booze for after 7pm.
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