By Roger Cann
Did one of your bacon-hating vegans just say they didn't like bacon? If it weren't so easy to break your protein-starved bodies, I would have to consider those to be fighting words. Lucky for you, I don't hit anyone with a bone structure resembling celery. I'll just have to wear my funny bacon t-shirt around you and make you uncomfortable. I don't hate vegans. They just make me really sad.
Bacon is so universally loved, that you could probably walk around with a piece of bacon hanging out of your mouth all day and no one would look twice at you. You might even have to slap someone for trying to snatch it right out of your mouth. You could experience a rise in your romantic life, until you realize that the only reason women are trying to kiss you is to taste your bacon-breath.
You cannot for one second convince me that there wasn't a point in your lives when bacon wasn't a joyful occasion. I know this because every person reading this article was at one time a child, and those childhood memories have bacon in them somewhere. Just the smell of it can invoke the fond memories of my youth, waking up on a Saturday morning to find bacon waiting for me like an old friend.
People do all kinds of things to relax and unwind whenever they can. Some enjoy fine cigars or liquors. Other people turn to the boob tube to get away from reality. I, myself, enjoy the splendors of bacon and all things bacon-related. Nothing unknots my muscles and smoothes my stress away like a good rasher of bacon.
I see people supporting causes they believe in like breast cancer and AIDS research. I admire these people for their passion and their drive to make a change in the world. That's why I wear my fu
You cannot for one second convince me that there wasn't a point in your lives when bacon wasn't a joyful occasion. I know this because every person reading this article was at one time a child, and those childhood memories have bacon in them somewhere. Just the smell of it can invoke the fond memories of my youth, waking up on a Saturday morning to find bacon waiting for me like an old friend.
People do all kinds of things to relax and unwind whenever they can. Some enjoy fine cigars or liquors. Other people turn to the boob tube to get away from reality. I, myself, enjoy the splendors of bacon and all things bacon-related. Nothing unknots my muscles and smoothes my stress away like a good rasher of bacon.
I see people supporting causes they believe in like breast cancer and AIDS research. I admire these people for their passion and their drive to make a change in the world. That's why I wear my fu
People do all kinds of things to relax and unwind whenever they can. Some enjoy fine cigars or liquors. Other people turn to the boob tube to get away from reality. I, myself, enjoy the splendors of bacon and all things bacon-related. Nothing unknots my muscles and smoothes my stress away like a good rasher of bacon.
I see people supporting causes they believe in like breast cancer and AIDS research. I admire these people for their passion and their drive to make a change in the world. That's why I wear my funny bacon t-shirts. I am an ardent supporter of bacon and meat rights for all Americans. I believe everyone with a stomach should not be forced to hear vegan idealists preach about the sins of eating pigs. I believe that bacon equals happiness, and everyone deserves to be happy.
About the Author:
I see people supporting causes they believe in like breast cancer and AIDS research. I admire these people for their passion and their drive to make a change in the world. That's why I wear my funny bacon t-shirts. I am an ardent supporter of bacon and meat rights for all Americans. I believe everyone with a stomach should not be forced to hear vegan idealists preach about the sins of eating pigs. I believe that bacon equals happiness, and everyone deserves to be happy.
About the Author:
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