By Vincent Thatcher
For every fan boy who's ever watched a Romero flick, you're worst dreams are about to come true. The zombies are coming, and the world will end in the ever-hungry maws of the undead. I'm just having a lark, of course...or am I? How well do you feel you'll do during these horrific times? Is there any chance of surviving the worst possible calamity the world has every seen? How will you know what kind of people to team up with during your run through the gauntlet? Well, I think that the type of t-shirts they wear will give you an instant idea into their personality type...or should I say, zombie t-shirts?
The first type of survivor is the Runner. The Runner never sits still, and dares anyone to try and keep up with them. They move from town to town, stealing gas and vehicles along the way. When they Runner encounters a huge mob of the living dead, they do not try any heroic feats of combat...they just run. Runners have a high success rate of survival, but are very likely to go mad from constant paranoia and sleep deprivation. Everyone has to sleep sometime, right? The best zombie t-shirts for Runners are the shirts that say things like, "Warning: In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse, I Will Trip You."
The next type of survivor is the Soldier. The Soldier is someone who may have been a police officer or a military type before the zombie outbreak occurred. These people don't merely fight zombies, but also fervently organize against them. They rally troops of common people by their sides and fight back against the growing tide of undead. The chances for survival for a Soldier are pretty slim, however, since fighting against zombies is just begging for death. One little bite, and that's all she wrote. The zombie t-shirts that Soldiers will be wearing will say something along the lines of, "Kill 'em all and let Got sort 'em out!"
The third type of zombie outbreak survivalist is the Savior. Saviors are not merely trying to save the lives of the people they come across, but also are trying to preserve whatever semblance of a moral high ground that they can manage under such terrible conditions. Saviors have a deep need to make certain that no one adheres to the philosophy of "monsters we are, lest monsters we become." Saviors are trying to save humanity as well as humans. Their survival rate is fairly good because their group does not fall to despair so quickly. The Savior's zombie t-shirts will undoubtedly have some kind of inspirational slogan on them...hopefully, "Live Laugh Love."
Admittedly, zombie t-shirts are not going to help you live through the c
The next type of survivor is the Soldier. The Soldier is someone who may have been a police officer or a military type before the zombie outbreak occurred. These people don't merely fight zombies, but also fervently organize against them. They rally troops of common people by their sides and fight back against the growing tide of undead. The chances for survival for a Soldier are pretty slim, however, since fighting against zombies is just begging for death. One little bite, and that's all she wrote. The zombie t-shirts that Soldiers will be wearing will say something along the lines of, "Kill 'em all and let Got sort 'em out!"
The third type of zombie outbreak survivalist is the Savior. Saviors are not merely trying to save the lives of the people they come across, but also are trying to preserve whatever semblance of a moral high ground that they can manage under such terrible conditions. Saviors have a deep need to make certain that no one adheres to the philosophy of "monsters we are, lest monsters we become." Saviors are trying to save humanity as well as humans. Their survival rate is fairly good because their group does not fall to despair so quickly. The Savior's zombie t-shirts will undoubtedly have some kind of inspirational slogan on them...hopefully, "Live Laugh Love."
Admittedly, zombie t-shirts are not going to help you live through the c
The third type of zombie outbreak survivalist is the Savior. Saviors are not merely trying to save the lives of the people they come across, but also are trying to preserve whatever semblance of a moral high ground that they can manage under such terrible conditions. Saviors have a deep need to make certain that no one adheres to the philosophy of "monsters we are, lest monsters we become." Saviors are trying to save humanity as well as humans. Their survival rate is fairly good because their group does not fall to despair so quickly. The Savior's zombie t-shirts will undoubtedly have some kind of inspirational slogan on them...hopefully, "Live Laugh Love."
Admittedly, zombie t-shirts are not going to help you live through the coming cataclysm. When the zombies come, the world is going to crumble into a very untidy pile. All of the plans you've been laying are going to be nothing so important as dust in the wind. If you're not one of these crazy people who are stockpiling guns, food, and water...then your chances are pretty slim, no matter what type of category you fall into. The only thing you'll have to look forward to is a bit of excitement before you're forced to join the zombie horde.
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Admittedly, zombie t-shirts are not going to help you live through the coming cataclysm. When the zombies come, the world is going to crumble into a very untidy pile. All of the plans you've been laying are going to be nothing so important as dust in the wind. If you're not one of these crazy people who are stockpiling guns, food, and water...then your chances are pretty slim, no matter what type of category you fall into. The only thing you'll have to look forward to is a bit of excitement before you're forced to join the zombie horde.
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