By Jason Cann
Being a young man is difficult these days, but most of us try our best. Post college and pre marriage is a weird flux that makes a man seem like is life is in a constant whirlpool. It takes a very flexible piece of clothing to keep up with all of the changes in a man's life during this time. An article of clothing that can be picked up off the floor, sniffed, and worn without another thought.
In that range of males that seem to prefer the modern t-shirt above all other types of clothing, there are several types of tee that fit all types of needs. One of these needs is for a "work shirt". This type of t-shirt is usually quite old and will bear the markings of a tough life. Holes, paint stains, and an accidental bleaching have left some serious battle scars on this old soldier. It will sometimes be seen worn with pajamas on a Saturday while eating cereal.
Another type of t-shirt that can be observed is the "good" t-shirt. This is made example in the statement, "Oh, we're going to the bar? Let me put on my good t-shirt." This is usually the young male's favorite, typically with a fairly humorous pun or image across the chest. Please note that this shirt can (and will) be worn for multiple days if it remains relatively salsa-free and the wearer has a supply of fabric-freshener on hand.
The last t-shirt we'll talk about fills a very odd role in a man's life. This one is kept safe and put away merely for the sake of nostalgia. A significant other from the past may have considered this t-shirt her "favorite" of all the man's many shirts. She may have even used it to sleep in, leaving a lingering scent that the man may drunkenly sniff for late at night. The "favorite" t-shirt is usually never worn, but is often cried into.
One day this same man who wears t-shirts almost exclusively will grow into his full adult form. Not all t-shirts will be pushed aside, but many will give way to clothing more suitable for a professional environment. The permanent addition of a female and children will phase the man into the "casual polo" era. Once there, there is no turning back. The man is now an adult and the t-shirt becomes a thing of the past.
In that range of males that seem to prefer the modern t-shirt above all other types of clothing, there are several types of tee that fit all types of needs. One of these needs is for a "work shirt". This type of t-shirt is usually quite old and will bear the markings of a tough life. Holes, paint stains, and an accidental bleaching have left some serious battle scars on this old soldier. It will sometimes be seen worn with pajamas on a Saturday while eating cereal.
Another type of t-shirt that can be observed is the "good" t-shirt. This is made example in the statement, "Oh, we're going to the bar? Let me put on my good t-shirt." This is usually the young male's favorite, typically with a fairly humorous pun or image across the chest. Please note that this shirt can (and will) be worn for multiple days if it remains relatively salsa-free and the wearer has a supply of fabric-freshener on hand.
The last t-shirt we'll talk about fills a very odd role in a man's life. This one is kept safe and put away merely for the sake of nostalgia. A significant other from the past may have considered this t-shirt her "favorite" of all the man's many shirts. She may have even used it to sleep in, leaving a lingering scent that the man may drunkenly sniff for late at night. The "favorite" t-shirt is usually never worn, but is often cried into.
One day this same man who wears t-shirts almost exclusively will grow into his full adult form. Not all t-shirts will be pushed aside, but many will give way to clothing more suitable for a professional environment. The permanent addition of a female and children will phase the man into the "casual polo" era. Once there, there is no turning back. The man is now an adult and the t-shirt becomes a thing of the past.
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